Got Cheese?
Got Cheese?
It’s been a rough 5 days. My stomach still intermittently gives me diarrhea. Not only that, I begin to puke whenever I ate too full. WTF is happening here?
Doctor. Please.Help.TY.
Having said that, Danny told me there’s a party tonight down at Aloha club. Free flow beers for me, if I come.
Tempting.
However, I am skipping it. Cause I am BLOODY in pain now. My intestines are failing me. I think I will die young. I think I am.
Got the baby yesterday. Under power but acceptable comfort actually at 1st until I replaced with racing coil spring. I can’t stand being original. More works to be done.
Dinner at Xian Tai with the usual suspects. Everybody emo emo like that, why so sian. I sick also entertain you guys la….
OOO
I received this email joke and it made me laugh. I hope it will perk up your day.
A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up & everything neat & tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed , 'DaD'. With the worst premonition , he opened the envelope & read the letter with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & Mom. I've been finding real great passion with Joan & she is so nice.I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings & tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes & because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad; she's pregnant !
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailor in the woods & has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it & trading it with the local people in the commune for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray the medical science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better. She sure does deserve it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday , I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your Son…
Chad
P..S…
..Dad, none of the above is true! I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my top desk drawer.
I love you…..smile…..
you can breathe now! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
Wahahahaha…. Pok kai chai.
It’s been a rough 5 days. My stomach still intermittently gives me diarrhea. Not only that, I begin to puke whenever I ate too full. WTF is happening here?
Doctor. Please.Help.TY.
Having said that, Danny told me there’s a party tonight down at Aloha club. Free flow beers for me, if I come.
Tempting.
However, I am skipping it. Cause I am BLOODY in pain now. My intestines are failing me. I think I will die young. I think I am.
Got the baby yesterday. Under power but acceptable comfort actually at 1st until I replaced with racing coil spring. I can’t stand being original. More works to be done.
4G15(i)
Dinner at Xian Tai with the usual suspects. Everybody emo emo like that, why so sian. I sick also entertain you guys la….
YY@ XianTai
OOO
I received this email joke and it made me laugh. I hope it will perk up your day.
A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up & everything neat & tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed , 'DaD'. With the worst premonition , he opened the envelope & read the letter with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & Mom. I've been finding real great passion with Joan & she is so nice.I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings & tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes & because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad; she's pregnant !
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailor in the woods & has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it & trading it with the local people in the commune for all the cocaine & ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray the medical science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better. She sure does deserve it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Someday , I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your Son…
Chad
P..S…
..Dad, none of the above is true! I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my top desk drawer.
I love you…..smile…..
you can breathe now! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
Wahahahaha…. Pok kai chai.
OOO
Wise word of the day:-
"Don't be careless with others' heart and don't let others careless with your heart"
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