Another day
Another day
Well, after a tired day of work, Went to Eden Palm Lounge with Jacky, Nielson, Big Cat, Mitzy, Guo Siang, Eric, Rahim, Evon & Yoyo. About 10 of us there. Anyway, we had only a couple of drinks. So far so good for me, i guess.
XXX
I found some jokes in the internet, so, just read it. Cheers.
A man marries a deaf girl. He mimes: "Let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
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John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too"
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT suck!
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A man is dying of cancer.
His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "So that when I die, no one will dare to fuck your mother."
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"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
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Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because, anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste"
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?"
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Question: "What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?" "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realized with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig
Blah!
Well, after a tired day of work, Went to Eden Palm Lounge with Jacky, Nielson, Big Cat, Mitzy, Guo Siang, Eric, Rahim, Evon & Yoyo. About 10 of us there. Anyway, we had only a couple of drinks. So far so good for me, i guess.
XXX
I found some jokes in the internet, so, just read it. Cheers.
A man marries a deaf girl. He mimes: "Let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes, and 50 times for No"
-------------------------
John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"
Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".
John says: "what is oral?"
Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you too"
-------------------------
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT suck!
--------------------------
A man is dying of cancer.
His son: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
Answer: "So that when I die, no one will dare to fuck your mother."
--------------------------
"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"
--------------------------
YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.
TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!
--------------------------
Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because, anything above the pussy and below the tits is a waste"
------------------------
A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?"
------------------------
Question: "What's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin Laden?" "BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
-----------------------------
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realized with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage, it is not worth buying the whole pig
Blah!
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