Monday joke

Monday joke

Difference between wife & girlfriend

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell HP. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim,
curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

OOO

Traffic today at the causeway was horrible. It's gonna be worst later after working hours, i am sure.

I am gaining weight again. i can see my double chin dangling like a yoyo, the scale indicates a fugging 3KG increase in fat! Maybe it was because i consumed too much mee goreng for the past month for breakfast. I need to control...else, i dont wanna be a 80KG pig head.

I can feel my cheek filling with extra meat now. So much for the diet i planned. Help......