Comic Joke

Nothing to post, so i post some dirty comic jokes...keke. Double click to have a bigger view.

Recession Joke

Firstly, a big congrats to Ben Sern & Michelle for their ROM on 14th Feb 2009!

With Joe & Ben Sern.

Secondly, a big apology for not update this blog as frequent.

Thirdly, a big headache on my house reno and plenty bits and pieces to put up to.

Lastly, I suddenly became very very "Sam Pat" to Malacca. I saw this...........

Malacca Tower!!! RM 10 per ride for Malaysian, RM 20 for foreign.

and this......

Malacca Eye!

I was like thought, since when did Malacca get so hip! It has become so commercialize?? Everyone's flocking into Malacca these days....

OOO

Joke time.



Dear Staff,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in US recently, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTed or SCREWed any further by management. Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives
employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle..

Sincerely,

The Management

China mali

China mali

Well, as you guys already know, China is one of the world worst in English language people. No doubt they held O-rin-pigs there now. Why i say so?

Check it out yourself.

Fuck kao river le....Malaysia where got? Wahahahaha....

Click to enlarge. France have many privates. Laugh till peng!

Hmmm...........

Smell of shit everywhere

Smell of shit everywhere


It's been 2 days straight and I just can't believe it. Poop smells everywhere in office! how to work? The amount of ammonia can eventually kill a cow if inhale too much, you know. What kinda system my company having here except for the famous PUSH AWAY SYSTEM AKA Tai Chi exercise?


HAHAHA. Classic ok? All full of shit.

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Yesterday went to uncle's office to install Norton. Then dinner alone @ 7th storey steamboat. A complimentary meal actually. Damn, MOS liquor custody card indicate that the last day is on the 6th August. I have to get it out before expires. However, my Honda roadtax & insurance expring on the 20th.


Champion.


I only remember it today, else i would have to pay extra dollar to LTA for late renewal. Screw you, i'm not gonna pay extra cents either. Gotta renew soon, probably next week.

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Have you shit today yet?

The Elephant

The Elephant

This is real, in a Famous TV show called " Who wants to be a millionaire " and she got the answer so wrong. I think where the planet she comes, elephant is larger than the moon. OMG! Faint.

* I got this from another blogger. Hehe

Laugh till you teeth drops video!

Don't scare yourselves

Assume

Sometimes, some people like to take assumption and judge a verdict before a probe. Bad move. You ended scaring yourself or perhaps giving a wrongful decision when it could be better.

Moral of the story?

See things on different point of view & make the best decision you can. Don't be a dick head!