Prank

Prank





Well, Well, Well.... after complaining about my suckie pay and how poor i am these days. Ms jeris pun intended play prank on me. She hand over me a cheque saying that it's for me from the company, with her serious and definately no joke face.





When i looked at it, totally impossible. Why? have a look

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If my company gave me 10 Million, I'll transform to a chick. Period.

Knn....very farnie meh?? Got nothing better to do ah u? %^&^&#%^*#***(()

China mali

China mali

Well, as you guys already know, China is one of the world worst in English language people. No doubt they held O-rin-pigs there now. Why i say so?

Check it out yourself.

Fuck kao river le....Malaysia where got? Wahahahaha....

Click to enlarge. France have many privates. Laugh till peng!

Hmmm...........

Euphoria







Great Bachelor party @ Sunway Euphoria by Ministry of Sound. Finally meeting up with KMK, TSM, TTL, NEW & wify (Regina), DTSB & wify (SL), Kit & Wify and pai kia soon.

With about 10 of us sinking down with 4 bottles of Chivas, It's like a madness fiesta. Everyone were like so damn high. Lucky my hotel rooms was just 2 minutes walk from the club. Else, i couldn't imagine how the hell am i gonna get back.





Been procrastinating my plans lately. Say getting mature? or just merely afraid to fail? I dunno really. Getting older each day and not doing my plans accordingly sometimes make me feel insecure, And this insecure-ness leads to afraid taking chances. Thus, procrastination.





Haiz.





Very fan.





How?

15th day of hell wonderers

15th day of hell wonderers

Yesterday was 15th day of the ghost gate open. It was the day to pray "good Brothers".Each year, Chinese believe that souls from other world will "visit" us for a "holiday" for one solid month.

Burning hell notes

Well, me being a chinese, follow tradition all the, most of them pray for good fortune in doing business. I was at Top Power with few of friends who paid tribute to 15th day.

Jacky(in pink) could not resist the good food.Hehe.

Junk food and such

Straight to Seau's place after that. Helped his kid to build a kite. Not to fly a kite, geddit?? wakakaka...

Kite made out of newspaper, environmental friendly.

Shortly, Richie & family were there too. I tell you, his kid really got the stamina, can't sit still and heard from Rachel, you can go slim taking care of his son. Wahahahaha....

Ryan the manace with uncle TY

Don't ask me when to get married and have kids, please. Thank you hor.

Boo....

Boo....

It's been kinda lame lately for me to blog. No motivation or something. Lost.

Donald aka Yew Hoe called me yesterday. He was here and we had a bucket or two @ nubo, DNP plaza. He's doing great in KL now with a Engineering company. Did catch up with him a little as i don't see him that often, Maybe once a year. He's full of crap jokes i might say.

I am so lazy this few days. Don't feel like doing my daily routine. Just feel like......sleeping throughout the weekends. But, i need to attend Derian's Bachelor party @ sunway this Saturday night. Few of our old buddies should be there, again, catching up old pals, talk cock sing song.

Guo wei just got his toyota last week, 4488 is his car plate. Guess what, he strike Singapore 4D with that. My god. Such an envy bastard. However, he spent it all modifiying his car, thus, overdraft from his CC bills. Tisk...tisk....tisk....debts again.

Not so smooth

Not so smooth

Lately, things were just going missing around my surrounding. One by one they gone missing. Then comes the ultimate suay-ness. A bloody steel bar knocked on my wind screen and left a tremendous large crack on the left side of my car, this happen during my way back to JB on a highway. And today i lost my LV key pouch, and before that was my bought in China favorate ring. Total up i lost RM1,200 alone within this week.

Wa Lan Eh!~

These are all unnecessary ordeal that i have to go thru. What a time killer.... Have to go glass shop for replacement, then go bank to get my new IB dongle which lost together with my pouch. another day gone just like that.

Fook Fook Fook Fook!!!!!!!

This entry is just blah-ing out my emo. Sorry for the reading, hehe.

Nonetheless, Because today's date is also 080808! Go China, Go olympics!

Rambutan Session

Rambutan Session

Last Sunday, Danny brought his family and pluck rambutans @ my home. For those who complain no rambutans for them is because:-

1) No easy to pluck ok. Sweat like hell.

2) U all no mentioned ma.To my dear SG friends, sorry hor, come self service. Go to Malacca.

3) A lot ants one. took us soem time to kil them, but they kept coming back.

4) If every friend also want, my rambutan tree sure definately botak one.

5) Where got free thing in this world one? wakakakaka.....

Ah Ping in action.

Do Re Mi....Fa...so...La...Tidur...hehe. Danny sucks in getting the rambutans. Hor?

Not bad huh?

Lastly, If u all still want, go my house pluck. Tell my parents, TY ask u come one. Hehe. Good Luck!

7th Month

7th Month

Due to the month of GHOST, where chinese believe that the gate from another world will open and allow "souls" to come in to this world and have a "holiday" for a long month.

Some people from another religion or culture will find it funny to accept, but this is the story, and some friends of mine told me that they actually saw this "souls" roaming around our streets before. It was donkey years ago actually. Dunno if he bull shit us, but hey, i bet you dont wanna say seeing is believing for such occasion, do you?

Try to reduce my late nights and have a decent life for a month. Trying now... stop bitching. I can see your month mumbling.

So, the point is, since this tradition has been going like...i dunno, as long as i am around, try not to disrespect the little prayers, the burnings of joss sticks, hell money and the food that prayed. I remember once someone told me that a bugger go and kicked the chicken at the road side and end up the monk needed to perform Exorcism on that guy. Apparently, the monk said when that fellow kicked the food on the roadside, some homeless souls were actually eating it. Wa lao.... scary.

No joke. I seen before what was like a person being possess by errr...... ghost? Gentle reminder hor.