Recession Joke

Firstly, a big congrats to Ben Sern & Michelle for their ROM on 14th Feb 2009!

With Joe & Ben Sern.

Secondly, a big apology for not update this blog as frequent.

Thirdly, a big headache on my house reno and plenty bits and pieces to put up to.

Lastly, I suddenly became very very "Sam Pat" to Malacca. I saw this...........

Malacca Tower!!! RM 10 per ride for Malaysian, RM 20 for foreign.

and this......

Malacca Eye!

I was like thought, since when did Malacca get so hip! It has become so commercialize?? Everyone's flocking into Malacca these days....

OOO

Joke time.



Dear Staff,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in US recently, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTed or SCREWed any further by management. Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.

Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives
employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle..

Sincerely,

The Management

Sibeh no planning

Due to hopelessly poor in my math calculations & planning coordination, i am officially overspent and over budget for my house renovation list.

Head ache.

And the worst part is, The construction work had just begun. I can't stop them by doing half way, i can't freeze my own bloody house project cause i am staying in here soon eventually, futhermore,I'd paid my 1st installment last month. My electricity guy i also haven't engage any. Was hoping Ah Seng will help me on this self installation all the lightings. Sianz.

Master toilet hacked.

1 word. Die cock stand. I am starting to feel nervous about this.

If i no money pay them by next month, i will be in a very difficult situation.Very. I mean it.

OOO

Today also happens to be the last day of 2009 Chinese new Year, Chap Goh Mei. I wish everyone the best of it....

Wang Wang!

Happy "牛" Year 2009

My factory over here need to shutdown 1 whole week in conjunction with CNY 2009. So we are "fortunately" to have extra 3 days ADVANCE leave. Advance means will deduct our leave also. Haiz.

29th day

Met up with CMS & Eunice who migrated to Australia in 2006. They only come back maybe once a year.

Ming Seong & Eunice with impression of mini me.

CMS, Will-i-am, TY & Andy

Ivan Peter second from left

30th day

When to Arena Club after reunion dinner. A newly launch club, the crowd is mad mad cow year mad!

Yong's Family 2009 Chinese New Year Reunion Dinner

Ah Toe, Ivan, Aaron, Kim

Arena Stage

Edwin Saja saja la.

Hip Hop Mervin!

1st day of CNY 2009

Family day as usual. BBQ Dinner@ grandma's place.

Uncle Welly bought the grill thingy.

Band of Cousins!

sleepy head!